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The Housewarming Cheese Gift Pack

The Housewarming Cheese Gift Pack

Regular price $69.95 USD
Regular price $69.95 USD Sale price $69.95 USD
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Ingredients

Cheeses: Cultured pasteurized milk, salt, enzymes (annatto, peppers, or natural wood smoke depending on variety).
Crackers: Organic wheat flour, water, organic fat, salt.
Jam: Blueberries, jalapeños, sugar, lemon juice.

Allergens

Contains: Milk, Wheat.
Produced in a facility that also handles nuts and soy.

Shipping

Maker Logistics & Shipping
Maker Logistics: This collection is curated from the Cheese Brothers workshop in Almena, Wisconsin, and ships directly from their studio to ensure peak freshness. Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days.

Transit & Rates:

Standard Shipping: Arrives within 1–5 business days after processing.

Rates: Flat-rate shipping of $14.95 for orders under $90; Free Shipping on orders over $90.

Temperature Control:

Over 60°F: The makers protect the integrity of the cheese by shipping in insulated boxes with gel ice packs at no extra charge.

Freshness Guarantee: Orders requiring ice placed after 12 PM CST on Wednesdays ship the following Monday to avoid weekend transit delays.

The Selection: The Disciplined Starter At Kempain Family Outfitters, we believe a housewarming gift should be more than a gesture—it should be a high-quality experience. We selected the Housewarming Cheese Gift Pack because it solves the "empty fridge" problem with a disciplined selection of the Brothers' most approachable, high-performing anchors. It is the essential provision for anyone setting up a new home or a new workshop.

"I’m a firm believer that the first thing you notice about a gift should be how it looks. As a designer, the labels on these cheeses are art I simply couldn't ignore. I added the Housewarming Pack to the Mercantile because it pairs that visual beauty with an 8-year aged cheddar that is a technical achievement in itself. It’s a handcrafted 'welcome home' that stands in total contrast to mass-produced corporate gift towers." — Jordan Kempain

The Material Manifesto: The Almena Essential

  • 8-Year Aged Wisconsin Cheddar: The anchor of the kit. This isn't grocery-store cheese; it’s a sharp, crystalline cheddar aged for nearly a decade to achieve its signature depth.
  • Small-Batch Artisan Provisions: Complemented by preserves and organic crackers that were selected to highlight the nuances of the aged dairy.
  • Independent Workshop Quality: Unlike mass-market "gift towers," every item is sourced directly from the Cheese Brothers workshop in Almena, Wisconsin.
  • Ready-to-Serve Design: Engineered for immediate utility. Just add a board, and the gathering has its centerpiece.

The Essential Breakdown: Technical Specs

Feature Specification Why It Matters
The Anchor 8-Year Aged Cheddar Natural Integrity: A sharp, complex profile that only comes from patient, long-term aging.
The Pairings Organic Crackers & Preserves Disciplined Selection: Vetted to ensure every element on the board works in harmony.
Origin Almena, Wisconsin The Maker: Sourced directly from the independent brothers' workshop, not a corporate factory.
Shipping Temperature-Controlled The Promise: Shipped in insulated packaging with gel ice to protect the integrity of the aged cheese.

 

The Curator's Standard: Meet Jordan Kempain Jordan Kempain is a professional designer and founder of Kempain Family Outfitters, driven by a "Buy Less, Buy Better" philosophy from his studio in Putnam, Connecticut. Every item in the Mercantile is hand-vetted to ensure it meets the highest standards of craftsmanship and regional integrity.

Note: If temperatures at your location are above 60 degrees, your package will arrive in an insulated box and not in the pictured gift box. Please review Shipping for additional details. 

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