Mom's Emergency Coffee – Personalized Bold Blend for Coffee-Loving Moms | Funny Gift Idea

Mom’s Emergency Coffee – For When She’s Really Not Herself Without Caffeine

Let’s face it: Mom isn’t quite the same without her morning dose of caffeine. That’s where Mom’s Emergency Coffee comes to the rescue—a hilarious yet essential gift for any coffee-loving mom who needs her daily fix!

This 12oz pack of Flathead Valley Coffee is no ordinary brew. It’s a rich and bold blend sourced from the finest Central American beans, delivering a medium-dark roast with a deep body and indulgent flavor. Each sip reveals notes of baker’s chocolate and caramelized sugar, with a warm spice and dark chocolate finish that’ll keep her coming back for more. It’s the perfect pick-me-up for busy moms who need their morning magic to power through the day.

Ideal for holidays, birthdays, or just because, this is more than just a gag gift—it’s a lifesaver for caffeine-deprived moms. And to make it even more special, send a photo of Mom to kempainshop@gmail.com after you order, and we’ll make sure her Emergency Coffee is truly personalized.

Give the gift of laughter and caffeine—because we all know a happy mom is a caffeinated mom!

EMERGENCY COFFEE PROTOCOL

• Measure a heaping scoop — remember, this is for MOM, not you. More coffee means more love.
• Add the grounds to the coffee maker, press start, and do a coffee dance while you wait. You’re on borrowed time, so make it quick. If using a French press, pour the hot water over the grounds and steep for 4 minutes. No peeking! Mom’s caffeine fix is serious business.
• Pour the coffee into Mom’s favorite mug. The one she’ll use to throw at you if it’s not filled soon enough.
• Add cream, sugar, or whatever mix-ins Mom prefers. DO NOT GUESS. Get this right.
• Approach slowly, coffee in hand, with the reverence of a knight approaching a dragon. Gently place the coffee in front of her. Do not disturb her further until she’s had at least three sips.
• Back away slowly, but not too far. Remain within earshot for any coffee-related requests or praise.
• Observe from a safe distance as the caffeine works its magic. Mom will soon transform from a morning monster into her wonderful self.

PERSONALIZATION (CUSTOM PHOTO OF MOM)

Send a photo of Mom to kempainshop@gmail.com

***Snap a photo of mom when she is caffiene deprived for best results :)